Why do people have to be this lonely? What’s the point of it all? Millions of people in this world, all of them yearning, looking to others to satisfy them, yet isolating themselves. Why? Was the earth put here just to nourish human loneliness? —Haruki Murakami

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the-gingerbread-knight:

criss-angel-is-a-douchebag:

doctorinthebigbluebox:

dialupmodem:

woah woah woah *hands you a copy of the bible*

*signs it and hands it back* always nice to meet a fan

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analish:

do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

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totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

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tommybishops:

splderwoman:

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

IN 2016 (x)

"[Deadpool] will actually have no connection to the one that was in Wolverine," said Reynolds.

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philnoto:

Natasha’s grinding Anderson’s gears in BLACK WIDOW #12

http://marvel.com/news/comics/2014/8/20/23113/anderson_cooper_gets_caught_in_the_widows_web

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mary-batman:

Social anxiety isn’t “omg I hate people lol I wish I was sleeping and watching netflix!” It’s “I want desperately to be able to hang out with people but I hate the feeling of sheer panic and fear I get around them so I don’t / can’t and it eats away at me every day so I end up just staying home and say I’m sleeping or watching something”

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merkiplier:

Drunk Minecraft #64

"Oh God, all the vodka is in the bottomafhrj…
[wiggling tongue intensifies]”

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mr-devilman:

Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there. 

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mcdontgiveafuck:

when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys 

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supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

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Best of Randy Giles
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#spike #lmao #btvs

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

kasumychan:

myed89:

I do what I want

You do not control me!

Can we talk about how much freaking effort it took for that diver to get into all of that gear just to take that stupid picture in the hot tub? You’re all fucking losers and I love you

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luigiman:

this will always be my favorite gif

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