you know an episode of anime is gonna be real if they skip the opening
*raleigh becket voice* mako mori?? nah what a perfect human being what a— [trips] [hundreds of photos of mako mori spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign genius i these are totally mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of mako mori scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im collecting them for a scrapbook don’t bend them or anything okay just listen
"you’re a slytherin?? isn’t that the evil house?"
what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
theres a fucking enema button and its the same button as the turbo button why would anyone want this
if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism
im ok bro *sniffles* totally ok *starts to cry* dude im so good right now
FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks
Trousdale Residence ( by Studio William Hefner )